I should be revising my elfish heroic myth.

Instead, I post.

I screamed and screamed yesterday at play practice,

Screamed myself into oblivion.

I never liked screaming, the sound as well as the act,

The reason I don't do well with horror movies.

But I screamed, nonetheless.

My soccer coach needs a liver.

I wish there was something I could do.

I am pretty sleepy,

Back to my elves.

nnghuh.

First off, I would like mention the football team.
Best game in high school history took place yesterday,
And if you left early you would have missed it.
We scored with three seconds left on the clock,
This awesome touchdown by a classmate
I'll probably never recognize.
It was spectacular.
I saw Mr. V. leaving early,
And yelled at Emily Pin, in our band uniforms,
For giving up hope,
All this sarcastic stuff about how they could
Score last second, you never know.
And they completely did.
It was amazing, you should have been there.

I found a spider web doing my math homework
Outside.
I saved a bug stuck in the web,
And amputated a wing in the process.
My first medical decision,
I was gonna kill him on the web,
Put him out of his misery,
But I realized mercy killing wasn't appropriate.
And I couldn't just let some spider suck his blood,
How sadistic is that!
So I saved his little life, ripped him off. He was still alive,
Walkin' around despite the loss of wing
And two back feet stuck together.
Come on, he still had four others.
I left him on a blade of grass to recover.
Do wings grow back?

"Dude Brianna, calm down.
Stop overthinking shit."

Once I discussed with my sister
The pros and cons of living in Gotham City
In the wee hours on a school night.
She has told everyone about it since.
It sounds so much cooler than it was.
The only pro was Batman.

Alright already,
I'm done.

where'd you go?

Hey, all.
I haven't blogged in two months.
I haven't needed to.
I still don't need to,
But I feel bad for not posting anything.

My summer was good.
I got really amazing pictures of my
Beach neighbor's cat Max.
He's adorable, I love cats.
I also helped my dad return this lost
Girl we found, who was wandering the beach.
Her name was Victoria, I hope she is well.
I made tie-dye, learned how to screen a window,
Bought a daisy plant
That is now no longer flowering.
I read many books, I finished Harry Potter.
I loved it more than I love most things, Harry Potter.
I really understood Harry, he was portrayed
Understandably.
J.K. Rowling is really a genius.
If you can't believe that then you have to admit,
Few people can top her imagination.
I library-ed some good CD's,
I ran most days.
I became a good runner, am in the best running
Shape I've ever been in.
I did not get my Silver Award in Girl Scouts,
I was at the beach too much.
I never put my heart into that project,
And it obviously shows.
But, other than the Girl Scout bit,
I had a productive summer,
And I really loved being away from school,
Even though I was barely home and didn't see
Friends much.
It was worthwhile, and it made me happy.

School started almost two weeks ago.
I am okay with my classes, I will stick with them.
I'm not sure it will be the best year ever,
But why should your sophomore year be all that
Great anyway?
That's what being an upperclassman is about.
I could go into all my classes, all my impressions about things,
But I honestly don't feel like it, or think it's necessary.
You can imagine, you've been through school,
Or you go to my school and you know it all anyway.
I think math and religion will be good,
I am interested in chemistry,
Maybe we'll do poetry in English,
And I hope I can continue to love Latin.

By the way,
I finished The Perks of Being a Wallflower,
Really late last night.
The ending left me sobbing, not exaggerating.
What a great book.

Today I woke up at 10, latest in a while.
I went to Mass, I came back,
I painted my nails purple.
I went outside to talk to my dad,
He asked me to help him clear the garden,
Weed and things,
I did, and ruined my nails.
I finished, went inside, took off my nail polish.
I went to my room to interact with my sister
And work on Rachel's bracelet.
I changed into this awesome tank top I
Bought at the PacSun outlet in Lee,
Where we went because I had a soccer game
In Pittsfield (we lost 2-0, because of three factors:
we didn't warm up good, i broke my porcelain soccer ball bank
right before leaving the house, and the opposition was talking smack.
I also had a really good shopping day yesterday.
I got the aforementioned tank top, really bright rugby colors,
as well as these red Keds that I wanted all summer,
late back to school shoes, and this lovely dress from the Gap
with my gift card I have never been able to spend.
Uhhuh, so good. I am such a girl, telling all youse about my
shopping. Also, Wow, I digress.).
I went to my God Camp meeting with Father Plasse,
And no one was there. It's next week.
My mom and I went shopping, we bought things,
Our grocery bagger's name was Francesco, and he was smoking.
Not literally smoking, but figuratively, smoking.
I then went home and my sister, father and I went
To Walmart to get lime, and they had none, and then
To Lowe's, and they had some.
Then we were off to field hockey practice at the Elms.
I stayed with my sister and my dad drove away.
I watched field hockey and sat with Mrs. Pin
And drank Arnold Palmer (made with Green Tea, tastes like China)
And did my Chemistry homework.
Practice ended, we went home with the Pins,
I made Emily check my Chem, she did, I listened to Coldplay,
And we all talked about school.
I came home, hung around, helped my dad with the lime,
Started writing this post, ate dinner, and am now finishing it.

That's it really. I feel like writing an entire play by play
Of my whole day was required.

After all, I haven't posted in two months.