what magnificent things you find when you do a google search on cardboard. lovely asian man in front of a cardboard bridge, for example.

"ugh, i hate cardboard. is this cardboard?"

"nah, olivia. i think it's just thick paper."

"oh."

"well, if you don't like cardboard paper, do you like cardboard boxes?"

"YES. i love cardboard boxes. except for the time when i hurt my ear."

"your ear?"

"yeah. me and my dad were racing with boxes and he crashed into my ear. then i had to sit on the couch and play mario kart with an ice pack over it. do you have a wii?"
"nope. my brother wants one, though."

"well i have one, and they are, like, 145,000 dollars, no, actually... 100,000."

"wow. i could never afford one of those."

"i did because i have one. i would know how much they cost, i bought one."

yeah, there are a few good things about school.

and by the way, i drew a picture of martha stewart yesterday.