i like the grocery store more than you. i can almost guarentee it.

I went grocery shopping today.
I noticed how cute apricots look,
All lined up in rows.
They remind me of how much I like orange.
I also noticed how cute key limes are.
You buy them in a bag,
A lot in a bag
Like buying a bag of gumballs,
Except green.

I had my mom buy peaches.
The fuzzy ones, I made sure.
I put my hand up to the nozzle
They water the spinach with.
I splashed some water on the spinach
Cause I didn't want to hog it all.
That would be rude.
Then I got my mom's arm wet with my
Wet hand.

Did you know they sell
Bags of the
Cabbage,
Carrots,
Love,
That you use for
Making coleslaw?
All you've got to do is
Mix up the mayo and vinegar
And plop it in?
YESS.
Made mom get up on some of that, too.

Stopped at the deli.
My mom: "Southwest turkey breast."
Me: "Ye-haaaaw!"
Deli Lady: "Okay."
Me: "Hey, mom. You made a rhyme.
South-west...turkey-breast!"
Mom: "Heh. Guess I'm a poet and i didn't even know it!!"
Deli Lady: "Yeah. I know. You want the turkey breast. Got it."
Guess what i did today?
CONFUSE A LADY THAT SLICES MEAT.

Another woman was giving out apple pie samples,
Which i thought was weird,
Cause since when does Big y
Give out samples?
But it was super good apple pie,
And mom bought some
Cause it was free with a gold coin.
Apparently,
It's my dad's belated father's day gift.
The pie, not the coin.

My mom pointed out pink marshmallows.
She should have known I'd go nutz.
We now own them.
Strawberry-Mallows.
I'm gonna roast them, hopefully.
And i looked at ice tea,
12 for $12.
Just PERUSED,
Didn't buy any.
It's looked like some good tea, though.

Then we got hamburgers.
Well they're hamburgers.

And then we went to get some vinegar,
For coleslaw,
Which is my specialty.
And then some mayo
For coleslaw,
Which is my specialty.
And then some salad dressing,
For salad,
Which is NOT my specialty.

And when we were checking out,
I had a conversation with the guy
Bagging our groceries.
His name was Kevin,
I checked.
He saw my shirt
That I got at soccer champz
And immediately put on
As soon as i got home.
And I told him
We lost.
And he told me the other team must have been quite tough.
I agreed,
But I told him we lost in overtime.
And our team is the best.
In the world.
No doubt about it.