Whipped yogurt...

Has this texture
I would expect of oatmeal and cottage cheese,
But not of yogurt.
If I told you it was like whipped cream,
I'd be lyin'
Because it isn't really.

It's like suds
And seafoam,
And lumpy cake batter,
All smooshed up into
Yogurt.

It isn't pleasant,
But not half bad either.

I kind of like it.