Natasha Richardson

This is an outrage.

This woman can't die.

I do not know her.

Sometimes, though, when you watch

Parent Trap 16 million times too many

At Emily Pin's house,

You tend to feel like you know her.

She can't die.

Ski accidents are horrible, they

Are a poor way to die.

But, seriously,

She's pretty and talented and shouldn't

Have to die from hanging out in Canada

And going for a ski.

It's not fair.

Really, it's not fair.

Pull through, Natasha,

I don't know you, I don't watch all your movies

Or stalk you on the Internet,

Or even mail creepy love letters to your

Penthouse.

I also keep wanting to call you

Natalie, basically 'cause

I have no idea who you are.

But, you rocked in Parent Trap,

Therefore,

You don't deserve to die.

<3